Step right up to Oberon's Three-Penny Tavern! You'll never again meet a tavern so warm and welcoming as Oberon's! Come on in - have a mead, make yourself at home!
Come on in to Oberon's Traveling Tavern! They have beautiful wenches in bustiers just waiting to greet you with a smile and lead you in the raunchiest of jokes and the rowdiest of drinking songs - and can I get a Huzzah for the generous tipper?!
And of course they have the charming and handsome Puck - you'll know him by the crown of golden curls, the sly smile and winning wink!
In Oberon's you will find the finest of meads and the strongest of beers! Step right up and have a pint - hell, have two! Have three! Not a one in Oberon's will judge the number of refills you claim, because we're all mad here and it's OK!
But I almost forgot the most important part - the big guy himself, Oberon! The jolliest guy this side of the north pole and quite dashing in his brown bowler cap, wouldn't you say?
Come one, come all! Oberon built this tavern for you, you know. So step right up and get yourself a beer - a mead! One of each! They have all kinds! Flirt with a wench, flirt with the Puck and Huzzah for the generous tipper!
Come in - make yourself at home, and when you must take your leave you'll be bid a fair eve and a good 'morrow by the fairest of wenches and the finest of men - and don't forget to come back frequently and often